I’m loving how much everyone seems to be enjoying this series! Since I haven’t logged into Match in about a week, except to show a friend and poke fun at it, I’m not sure how much longer this series will continue. I will say that I have had a ton of fun writing these post! So much fun that I may continue with Match for “research” purposes so I can continue! Maybe I could even grow my series into a collection and put together a short book that could later become its own show! I can see it now “Secret Diary of an Internet Dater”. Whatcha think?!?!

Anyways, on to the real stuff. I thought I would fill everyone in on the annoyances I have experienced with Internet Dating:

My profile clearly states I am looking for a MAN between the ages of 27 - 34. Since about 75% of the people that either winked at me, e-mailed me or popped up on the sites Instant Messaging feature were outside of this age group, I will assume 1 of two things: 1) They are illiterate. 2) They didn’t bother to read my profile in the first place. I’m a busy girl, I rather not spend the free time I do have weeding through a bunch of non-potentials.

Just because we both have one thing in common does not mean we are a match made in heaven. The only “cool” person that I have met off the site (not in real life yet of course) gave the best example of this.” Oh My Gaawd!! You like Green?!?! I LOOOOVE Green!!  This has to be a Sign!! Lets Screw, Get Married and Make Babies!” Ummm……no.
Receiving e-mails (often someones first) that are approximately the same length as a chapter I would be assigned to read in college. I thought the point of this was to get to know someone? No? Again, I assume two things: 1) You have absolutely no friends or life and are literally starving for some sort of attention. 2) You do have friends and a life but suck so bad at it you now find yourself sending a complete stranger an autobiography. Congratulations.

You may have noticed earlier that I capitalized the word MAN. That is because I am seeking a MAN. Am I that awesome that a couple of women have contacted me as well? Apparently I am! Don’t get me wrong guys, I get it…Girls have smooth skin……soft lips…..we smell nice….ahhhh memories…..but a girl will never be my other half!

If your profile name has the number 69 in it, get a life. Please, do me and yourself a favor.

If your profile is noticeably scanned from a1989 Polaroid, you are automatically a liar in my book without speaking a word. It’s time to get on the Ashton wagon and get yourself a COOLPIX.

And there you have it! Well, some of it, I could go probably go on but want to save some suspense for later

Hope you enjoyed! Remember, there is always joy in someone elses misery lol! (comforting, I know)

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Until next time, I gotta run!