I’m not even sure where to start with this post. I guess I’ll just come right out and say it. I joined a dating site. Yup, that’s right, I did it. After all the times I have made fun of my friends who are on them, I signed up myself. (and yes of course they all think this is hilarious)! I signed up just over a week ago and so far my profile has been viewed 1091 times. CREEPY. I was made aware by a friend who is a self proclaimed expert on these sites that I can make my profile private, which I finally did today. The entire process for me has been very overwhelming. I average about 8 hits per hour and have been flooded with “winks” “e-mails” “vip e-mails” and “interests”. People have literally written me books in e-mails….its really insane…who has time for that?!?!? I thought I would share with you the best of the best….you will now get to see what I have suffered through! Perhaps tomorrow or the next day I will share with you my first and only “date” experience, which, really, in my opinion was very far from an actual date, but I guess that’s what the kids are calling it these day. Annnnd here we go…combination of profile clips and e-mails:
JeepCreep9 - From a t-shirt and jeans to a suit and tie, I’m a true renaissance man!
Weirdooooo!
bobbyk1968 - if you would like to talk and maybe go out on a date to see a movie or a concert call me at ____ ____ anytime! my name is _________ from Scotia!
Ok….first of all I specifically marked that I was interested in men between the ages 27 - 34!!! This is a straightforwardness I do not welcome.
46skier - Your profile caught my eye as it seems we enjoy a lot of the same things and are looking for similar qualities.
This has been the first sentence in probably 90% of the e-mails I have received. B-O-R-I-N-G
tmgraz12 - I just got a call out of the blue from my ex who I haven’t seen since January. So still trying to figure out if we give this another (3rd) shot. Or if I’m just going to talk with some random cute girl like yourself. Don’t let that scare you off.
Buddy, I’m running full speed right now!
JustJoined - I’m on here NOT because I’m anti social, have something wrong with me, am shy, lack social skills, or anything else along those lines.
OOOOOOOOOOOK, If you say so lol!
I could honestly go on and on for hours but it’s way to painful. This will be a short series and I hope you enjoy my pain.
QUIZ - What does the C.I.G.S. stand for in my title??? Tony - no telling!!
Until next time, I gotta run!