I look to my right again and there are two more kids walking up the street. No way…..this isn’t happening…I’m about to wake up in my bed and discover that this was all a dream. NOPE! Two more kids, walking up the street, school bus waiting. I didn’t think  it was possible for anyone to walk slower than the first kid, but I was wrong. This is yet another example of how the saying “It cant get any worse”, as mentioned in Volume 3 of my C.I.G.s series, is often erroneous. At this point in time my heart is pounding in my chest and I roll the window down to yell “Lets go you little bastards!! Put a freakin hop in your step would ya?!?” I did not actually yell this. I reaaaally wanted to but figured I would look completely insane. I was cursing and I know that the bus driver was reading my lips! These two kids really got under my skin. Who do they think they are? Strolling down the street like a Sunday afternoon, probably just did a wake and bake and are high as hell…I mean… I was at that age…but Jesus, move your ass!

3.5 minutes. That is completely ridiculous.

I can not believe the bus waited for them. When I was a kid (man I feel old saying that) you could be full force sprinting with sweat beads dripping down your face trying to catch the bus and you know what they would do? They would drive off, probably laughing at your pathetic ass. Then you would get beat half  the way to school by the parent that now had to drive you in. What happened to these days?!?!?

I’m a little embarrassed that I got so worked up about this but it reaaaally irked me!

Thanks for listening and I hope you never experience this annoyance. Until next time, I gotta run!