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March 15, 2010

Best and Worst St. Patty’s Day Celebrations

Year 2000.

It was my senior year of high school and I went to a house party. I did not have one sip of alcohol that night but had a blast anyway. I did however, drive some friends home and thought it wouldn’t be bad idea to get high in the car. So I’m driving and smoking and I see all theses flashing lights up the road. I say out loud “Wow some drink asshole probably caused an accident”. As I get closer to the flashing lights I realize that this is not an accident, but a sobriety check point instead. I could have taken a right or left hand turn and avoided the entire thing, but it was too late by the time I realized what was actually happening. When I pulled up and rolled my window down the smoke from my hot boxed car went directly in the police officers face. Sine I was high, I though this was pretty funny and laughed a little. No so funny…. Ended up with a dwai-drugs and a possessions charge. When asked what we used the baggies for that were in the car I said that I collected stamps. Man I was dumb lol!

Year 2001 or 2002

My friend Kardi and I were in Florida visiting our friend Jay who lived in the Lake Buena Vista area in a place called Vista Way, or Vista Get Laid as the residents called it! We went to a block party at a Bennigans. It was one of the most fun times I’ve ever had. I was about 20 years old and used my fake ID to get in, good ol’ Meredith! Jay, Kardi and I got hammered, like, hammered hammered! We drank all day and we’re acting like fools at this block party. We were dancing and grinding on each other and eventually, Kardi got kicked out for being so intoxicated. Our friend Jay went and got the car (not so smart thinking back on it) and we drove Kardi back to the hotel we were staying at. We pulled up and I ran inside and got a luggage cart. We put Kardi on the cart and pushed him inside. We picked him up; one arm over my shoulder and one arm over Jay’s and got him in the elevator. In the elevator was a family of four who quite obviously just got back from a day at Disney World. They had Mickey Mouse ears on and souvenir bags. The kids were probably about 4 and 8 years old. The father literally put his hands around the youngest kids eyes so that they didn’t see us. I looked over at Kardi’s dangling body and started laughing because there was a line a drool going from the corner of his mouth all the way down to the floor. He was muttering some phrases along the lines of “I love spring break! Yay St. Patrick’s Day!” After getting Kardi up to the room we drank a couple Tequizas. Yes, I said Tequizas! This was back in my champion days so like the champ I was, Jay and I put Kardi to bed and went back out for the night!!

Year 2004

My friend Chelsea and I went to a block party – again at Bennigans! I gotta give it to them; they have some bangin St. Patty’s Day parties! Fly 92.3 was there and they held a contest to win Green Day tickets at the then Pepsi Arena. To win, you had to make the biggest greenest thing. So we my friend and I stumbled over to a nearby Staples and bought a huge roll of poster paper and some green spray paint. We wrote “We’ll take you to Paradise if you take us to Green Day” on it. This thing was freakin huge! When it was time for the contest everyone came out with their signs and shirts that they had made. The guys that went before us pulled up a car, that someone actually painted green and decorated with a bunch of Green Day logos and what not. Everyone pretty much knew at this point, that this car was the winner. Finally it was our turn to show our sign. We rolled it open and it actually spread over the length of the decorated car!! The guys who owned the car were so pissed! We won the tickets and got front row at Green Day and My Chemical Romance. Sweet victory!

Year 2010

Enough said, enjoy!!

What’s some of your most memorable St. Patty’s Day stories?!?!

5 Comments »

  1. Bennigans did thrown some awesome St. Patty’s day bashes..I remember this one from 2004 sadly

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