Also know as Pet Peeves. In order of my level of Pisstivity:
1) Not Retuning your Shopping Cart after use.
This is extremely rude and lazy of you. I feel that you are basically implying that you do not give a shit about other people’s property. It only takes about a maximum of 1 minute to wheel your cart to the cart rack or back to the front of the store. I’m sure it’s safe to say that most of us have gotten a “shopping cart ding” on our cars. Pretty annoying right?!?
2) Littering
This also falls into the lazy category. Garbage is gross. It belongs where its name comes from, in the garbage! Last I knew, streets and parking lots are not considered garbage and therefore, should not house any. I own a house in Schenectady and like most area’s, there are very nice sections and others that are a bit on the crappy side Take some freakin pride in where you live or where others live and wait until you get to a garbage can before dumping your unwanted!
3) Wal-Mart Greeters that Don’t say Hello
Helloooooo people! Do your job! All you have to do is say “Hi” when I walk in. Is it that hard? Really? Do my job for one day and see how lucky you have it! You’ll be greeting, telling jokes and giving hand jobs!
4) Scents that are not really a Smell
Example: My Febreze Air Effects (air freshener) scent is “Mistletoe and Magic”. What the hell does magic smell like?!? Or how about Snuggle Fabric Softener “Blue Sparkle”. WTF?
5) Front Page Articles that end up Sucking
Shape, March 2010 “The new Sex Secret all Women should Know”
Article: less than half a page and in summary read: “Exercise has proven to boost libido in women, thus making them more receptive to sexual influences”. Talk about popcorn with no butter!!
What Pisses You Off?!? Go Ahead, Let it All Out!!
Yeah well I 1 upped ya…Check out the better “6″ things that really piss me off
http://thedogwhisperermariaconchita.blogspot.com/2010/03/6-things-that-piss-me-off.html
Comment by crusher — March 27, 2010 @ 11:52 am
Tailgaters!
Comment by Coupe — March 27, 2010 @ 12:30 pm
Ok Ok simmer down over there! Geez, its a beautiful friggen day and you’re sitting inside trying to 1 up me?!?! Wish I had the day off……
First of all, we all know the HELL was supposed to be HELLO! And, it’s fixed now! So thank you for bringing that to my attention.
As far as the scents go, I never said that I BOUGHT either of them. I did say that I have the Febreze HOWEVER it came in a two pack that someone ELSE had purchased and they didn’t like it so they gave me one. The Snuggle shit, I just said “how about”, I have never actually purchased it.
And lastly, if you want to play this game and get really technical, your blog title should really be “2 things that piss you off” because items number 3 and 4 were Completely Mine, and items 1 and 5 were obviously extensions off my original post.
Thank you and have a nice day POOOOOOCHY
Comment by admin — March 27, 2010 @ 12:48 pm
Yes! Tailgaters suck as well! The only acceptable tailgate is off the bed of of pick up truck with a portable grill and some beers!
Comment by admin — March 27, 2010 @ 12:49 pm
Beautiful day? I froze my ass of washing my car..And you do have a day off..Monday..and Tuesday…yes I said Tuesday! Secondly, why are you writing this if your supposed to be working? Hmmm…does 518 have a call center I don’t know about??? And no you did not technically say you bought them, but if you don’t buy them what concern is it of yours what Magic happy feet smelling daisy’s fabric sheets smell like? Now I did give the proper footnote to the items you posted so there..
Now, to get technical…
1- Not Retuning your Shopping Cart after use.
The shopping carts not being returned are for your convenience. This way you don’t have to walk to get one, you should have one right up against your bumper waiting for you
So you should be thanking the lazy not criticizing them.
2-Littering…well I do agree with you, although I can assure the masses that at some point or another you have littered…
3- Wal-Mart Greeters that Don’t say Hello
Does it really hurt you they don’t say hello? When I go to Wal-mart I want to get in and out of there quickly. I don’t need someone to say Hello to me. I know I am already welcome there.
4- Scents that are not smells..No I do not know what Magic is supposed to smell like. But I do know what feet and other people’s BO smells like and to be honest, I prefer the smell of Magic
5- Front Page Articles that end up Sucking
Why not flip through the magazine quickly while your waiting in line to buy said periodical to ensure it has enough substance to curb your appetite for gossip fitness fads?
Thank you and have a wonderful evening Dog Whisperer!
Comment by crusher — March 27, 2010 @ 5:14 pm
[...] Short. Simple. Polite. So what’s the deal? What makes so many of us bypass these two small syllables in our day to day ventures? This has always been a pet peeve of mine and probably should have been listed in my “5 Things That Piss Me Off” post. [...]
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